Do 10 Sufferfest videos back-to-back in one day. Get a decal.

There are those who know how to suffer. And there are those who do not know how not to suffer. There are those who look pain in the face and laugh. There are those who can’t look pain in the face because pain is too scared to look up from the pounding it’s getting.

Yes, there are Sufferlandrians. And then there are Knights of Sufferlandria.

To be awarded the highest honor accorded by the Sufferlandrian Ministry of Madness, one must simply do 10 Sufferfest videos, back-to-back.

RULES FOR A KNIGHT OF SUFFERLANDRIA ATTEMPT

  1. Please see a doctor. You’re not right and are in desperate need of help.
  2. You must do 10 Sufferfest videos, back-to-back.
    • You can do them in any order you like.
    • You may not do any video more than once.
    • You may NOT include the following videos in your selection: Extra Shot, Half is Easy, Elements of Style or The Long Scream.
    • Running videos are not permitted
    • Chrysalis is permitted if you do it as the prescribed bike-only workout.
  3. You are allowed 10 minutes rest between videos. No more. But less is fine.
  4. You must publicly record and post the event somehow – e.g., power/hr files, photos, Facebook posts and/or tweets during the event to show progress.
  5. We do not set any kind of performance benchmark for your ride (i.e., how hard you have to go). However, we insist that you do a ride in which you Suffer and which, most importantly, of which you are immensely proud of yourself for having given all you can give and a bit more.
  6. You really should, although its not necessary, try to raise money for a good cause.
  7. One of the following must be true for each person who wants to be Officially Recognised as a Knight of Sufferlandria:
    • You have purchased the 10 videos you are using in your Knighthood attempt.
    • You have subscribed to The Sufferfest videos through our app or on Roku
    • You are completing your Knighthood at one of our Officially Licensed Sufferfest Facilities as part of an Official Knighthood ride organised by the Facility and approved by The Sufferfest.
  8. Upon completion, send the record (or link) of your attempt to TheMinions@TheSufferfest.com

 

PRESTIGOUS GIFTS AND ACCOLADES

Here’s what you get when you become a Knight of Sufferlandria. Don’t let it go to your head.

  1.  The immense satisfaction of having done something truly incredible and awe-inspiring and a little bit mad.
  2. A nice(ish) certificate with your name on it, and a very exclusive bike decal (in white and black no less!).
  3. An invitation to join the *very**exclusive* Knights of Sufferlandria Facebook group.
  4. We – and other Knights and Sufferlandrians – will verily then address your honourable self as Sir or Dame, whatever the case may be, from thence forward.
  5. You may use the designation KoS after your name whenever you like.
  6. You may purchase the exclusive Knights only team kit.

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO DO IT?

 

Current Knights of Sufferlandria

AUSTRALIA

  1. Sir Martin Dodd
  2. Sir Andrew Colin Keith
  3. Dame Sara Pixley
  4. Dame Michelle Jennings
  5. Dame Erin Rook
  6. Sir Ben Gerhardy
  7. Sir Cameron James
  8. Sir Glenn Page
  9. Sir Tony Brooks
  10. Sir Peter Elliott
  11. Sir Stephen Lane
  12. Sir Shane Miller
  13. Sir Craig Mitchell
  14. Sir Duane Parnell
  15. Sir Craig Percival
  16. Dame Chris Thompson
  17. Sir Neil Brydges
  18. Dame Katie Goodrope
  19. Dame Kate Patterson
  20. Sir Stephen Baxter
  21. Sir Brook Kennedy
  22. Dame Briony Mattocks
  23. Sir Jon Stagg
  24. Sir Jason Brown
  25. Dame Neridah Lock
  26. Sir Mat Lock

CANADA

  1. Sir Griffin Schwartz
  2. Sir Chris Wenger
  3. Sir Steve Manning
  4. Dame Jessie El-Farram
  5. Sir Glen Hawley
  6. Sir Johnny Hipwell
  7. Sir Kyle Rempel
  8. Sir Simon Villeneuve
  9. Sir François Duperré
  10. Sir Hugues Michaud
  11. Sir Sébastien Lavoie
  12. Sir Frédéric Lavoie
  13. Sir José Luis LoMonaco
  14. Sir Jon Bell
  15.  Sir Mike Beauchamp
  16. Sir Carl Finley
  17. Sir Richard Jodoin
  18. Sir Todd Benson
  19. Sir Marc Cueto
  20. Sir Tomas Peiser

DENMARK

  1. Sir Lars Cortsen
  2. Sir Peter Bason
  3. Sir Ulrich Sorensen

FINLAND

  1. Sir Antti Ruuska
  2. Sir Jarno Lämsä

FRANCE

  1. Dame Anne Farawila

GERMANY

  1. Dame Alissa Schubert
  2. Dame Antje Schubert
  3. Sir Torsten Schubert
  4. Sir Veiko Schultz
  5. Sir Stephan Sommer
  6. Sir Stephan Geissler
  7. Sir Ralf Mielke

ITALY

  1. Sir Alessandro Rossi

LIECHTENSTEIN

  1. Sir Thomas Mathis

NETHERLANDS

  1. Sir Robert Rijnders
  2. Sir Rob de Bruijn
  3. Sir Neils Laurijsen

NEW ZEALAND

  1. Sir Chris Hooper
  2. Sir Andrew McLeod

SLOVAKIA

  1. Sir Matej Janecek

SWITZERLAND

  1. Dame Carla Schubiger

SWEDEN

  1. Dames Katrin Mörtel
  2. Camilla Dahlström
  3. Helena Svensson
  4. Sirs Pär Johansson
  5. Kristoffer Nielssen
  6. Sir Jonas Evaldsson
  7. Sir Anders Kvarnlöf
  8. Sir Peter Gustafsson
  9. Sir Olof Solberg
  10. Sir Marcus Jonsson
  11. Dame Ida Svensson

UNITED ARAB EMIRATES

  1. Sir Jason Kotecha
  2. Sir Lloyd Thomas

UNITED KINGDOM

  1. Sir Conehead (Darren Roberts)
  2. Dame Liz Johns
  3. Sir Jibby
  4. Sir David Triska
  5. Dame Jayne Mitchell
  6. Sir Ben McCarthy
  7. Sir William Wright
  8. Sir John Parkin
  9. Sir Nigel Brockton
  10. Sir Neil Pedoe
  11. Sir Michael Cox
  12. Sir Simon J. Rhodes
  13. Sir Thomas James McGlashan
  14. Sir Bohdan Daywd
  15. Sir Michael Porter
  16. Sir Chris Cashell
  17. Sir Edd Charlton-Weedy
  18. Sir Daniel Carr
  19. Sir Ian Dickens
  20. Sir Gordon Markus
  21. Sir John Wood
  22. Dame Kim Ingleby
  23. Sir Mark Wilson
  24. Sir Andy Sexton
  25. 25. Sir Arran McKee
  26. Sir Ciaran Stuart
  27. Sir Ben Dooley
  28. Sir Jeff Curry
  29. Sir Mark Vaudrey
  30. Sir Steven Bloomer
  31. Sir Michael Sinton
  32. Sir Michael Domokos
  33. Sir Steve Malone
  34. Sir Justin Walters
  35. Sir Jamie Jenkins
  36. Sir Matt Simmons
  37. Dame Jessica Gray
  38. Sir Scott Gibb
  39. Sir Nichiless Dey
  40. Sir Ben Boughton-White
  41. Sir Alan Hammond
  42. Dame Claire Duncan
  43. Sir Matthew Clarke
  44. Sir Vic Johnston
  45. Sir Justin Stevenson
  46. Sir Matt Hurst
  47. Sir Andy Martin
  48. Sir Stephen Gallagher
  49. Sir Rob Cascone
  50. Sir Rob Harlow
  51. Sir Chris Elias
  52. Sir Mark Middleton
  53. Sir Jez Pigden
  54. Sir David Shannon
  55. Sir Lee Sutton
  56. Sir Jonathan Gibbard
  57. Dame Sarah Thomas-West
  58. Sir Grahame McKenzie
  59. Sir Andy Dobinson
  60. Sir Chris Hinds
  61. Sir Gavin Dempster
  62. Sir Adam Marshall

UNITED STATES

  1. Sir Ken Moselle
  2. Sir Steve Taylor
  3. Dame Mariah P. LeBlanc
  4. Sir Dave Ruff
  5. Dame Sue Fahey
  6. Sir Dan Greenwald
  7. Sir Anthony Lee
  8. Dame Pamela McCormick
  9. Sir Frank Mallott III
  10. Kevin Rozema
  11. Kevin Neumann
  12. Sir John Metz
  13. Sir Brian VanZweden
  14. Sir Mike Clark
  15. Sir Patrick Bulger
  16. Sir Ray Brothers
  17. Sir David Juarez
  18. Dame Adrienne Taren
  19. Sir Nicholas Dickson
  20. Sir Ben Stuart
  21. Sir Craig Anible
  22. Sir Rich Worth
  23. Sir Webb Brightwell
  24. Sir Scott Nuelken
  25. Sir Mark Cassell
  26. Sir Chris Mosier
  27. Sir Buzz Vickery
  28. Sir Joe Martin
  29. Dame Susan Farago
  30. Sir Fred Huang
  31. Sir Leary Walker
  32. Sir John Geissinger
  33. Dame Brandy Peeples
  34. Dame Jen Kirkman
  35. Dame Ashley Fischer
  36. Sir Patrick Matthew Felton
  37. Sir David McQuillen
  38. Sir Chris Beggs
  39. Sir Chris Knights
  40. Sir Brandon Slater
  41. Sir Mike Koetsier
  42. Sir Skip Thomas
  43. Sir Mike Bolio
  44. Sir Ross Schueller
  45. Sir Joshua Nuelken
  46. Sir Joseph McLean
  47. Sir Brett Hogan
  48. Sir David Romaine
  49. Sir Thomas Malone
  50. Sir Chad Zeman
  51. Sir Angus Mackenzie
  52. Dame Ana Perez
  53. Sir Chris Grandjean
  54. Sir Michael Krueger
  55. Sir Tim Gonda
  56. Sir Brian Alger
  57. Sir Stuart Barrington
  58. Sir David Lamb
  59. Sir Tom Peacock
  60. Sir Ted Jones
  61. Dame Jennifer Snow-Ashbrook
  62. Sir Joe Christman
  63. Sir Carl Argote
  64. Sir Samuel Roets
  65. Sir Jonathan Stoddard
  66. Sir Patrick Stoddard
  67. Dame Susan Little
  68. Sir Ebe Boettcher
  69. Sir Neal Henderson
  70. Dame Dotty Johnson
  71. Dame Stephanie Siggard Stevens
  72. Sir Simon Shurey
  73. Dame Kelly Sorah
  74. Sir Kendal Martin
  75. Sir Donnie Sorah
  76. Sir Todd Wilkinson
  77. Sir Eric Perkins
  78. Dame Kate Fenlon
  79. Sir Allan Jacks
  80. Sir John Unverzagt
  81. Sir Scott Brannan
  82. Sir Greg Dayley
  83. Sir Jerry Pringle
  84. Sir Stephen Magee
  85. Sir Michael Fitzsimmons
  86. Sir William Davis III
  87. Sir Michael Parker
  88. Dame Jessie Lukasik

IF YOU GOT DOWN HERE, YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT. SO JUST DO IT ALREADY.