Do 10 Sufferfest videos back-to-back in one day. Get a decal.

There are those who know how to suffer. And there are those who do not know how not to suffer. There are those who look pain in the face and laugh. There are those who can’t look pain in the face because pain is too scared to look up from the pounding it’s getting.

Yes, there are Sufferlandrians. And then there are Knights of Sufferlandria.

To be awarded the highest honor accorded by the Sufferlandrian Ministry of Madness, one must simply do 10 Sufferfest videos, back-to-back.

RULES FOR A KNIGHT OF SUFFERLANDRIA ATTEMPT

  1. Please see a doctor. You’re not right and are in desperate need of help.
  2. You must do 10 Sufferfest videos, back-to-back.
    • You can do them in any order you like.
    • You may not do any video more than once.
    • You may NOT include the following videos in your selection: Extra Shot, Half is Easy, Elements of Style or The Long Scream.
    • Running videos are not permitted
    • Chrysalis is permitted if you do it as the prescribed bike-only workout.
  3. You are allowed 10 minutes rest between videos. No more. But less is fine.
  4. You must publicly record and post the event somehow – e.g., power/hr files, photos, Facebook posts and/or tweets during the event to show progress.
  5. We do not set any kind of performance benchmark for your ride (i.e., how hard you have to go). However, we insist that you do a ride in which you Suffer and which, most importantly, of which you are immensely proud of yourself for having given all you can give and a bit more.
  6. You really should, although its not necessary, try to raise money for a good cause.
  7. One of the following must be true for each person who wants to be Officially Recognised as a Knight of Sufferlandria:
    • You have purchased the 10 videos you are using in your Knighthood attempt.
    • You have subscribed to The Sufferfest videos through our app or on Roku
    • You are completing your Knighthood at one of our Officially Licensed Sufferfest Facilities as part of an Official Knighthood ride organised by the Facility and approved by The Sufferfest.
  8. Upon completion, fill out the form at the bottom of this page (don’t send us an email – we need it through the form).
  9. Wait for The Minions to get back to you (normally takes a few days).
  10. If your ride is accepted, bask for eternity in the GLORY that comes from being a Knight of Sufferlandria. Never shall you not be the center of every single dinner conversation you attend from that point onwards.

 

PRESTIGOUS GIFTS AND ACCOLADES

Here’s what you get when you become a Knight of Sufferlandria. Don’t let it go to your head.

  1.  The immense satisfaction of having done something truly incredible and awe-inspiring and a little bit mad.
  2. A nice(ish) certificate with your name on it, and a very exclusive bike decal (in white and black no less!).
  3. An invitation to join the *very**exclusive* Knights of Sufferlandria Facebook group.
  4. We – and other Knights and Sufferlandrians – will verily then address your honourable self as Sir or Dame, whatever the case may be, from thence forward.
  5. You may use the designation KoS after your name whenever you like.
  6. You may purchase the exclusive Knights only team kit.

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO DO IT?

 

Current Knights of Sufferlandria

Note: Listing is by NATIONALITY of the Knight, not the location of the ride.

AUSTRALIA

  1. Sir Martin Dodd
  2. Sir Andrew Colin Keith
  3. Dame Sara Pixley
  4. Dame Michelle Jennings
  5. Dame Erin Rook
  6. Sir Ben Gerhardy
  7. Sir Cameron James
  8. Sir Glenn Page
  9. Sir Tony Brooks
  10. Sir Peter Elliott
  11. Sir Stephen Lane
  12. Sir Shane Miller
  13. Sir Craig Mitchell
  14. Sir Duane Parnell
  15. Sir Craig Percival
  16. Dame Chris Thompson
  17. Sir Neil Brydges
  18. Dame Katie Goodrope
  19. Dame Kate Patterson
  20. Sir Stephen Baxter
  21. Sir Brook Kennedy
  22. Dame Briony Mattocks
  23. Sir Jon Stagg
  24. Sir Jason Brown
  25. Dame Neridah Lock
  26. Sir Mat Lock
  27. Sir Michael Mancuso
  28. Sir Ian Humble
  29. Sir Mark Oldfield
  30. Sir Scott Bales
  31. Sir Kevin Wells

CANADA

  1. Sir Griffin Schwartz
  2. Sir Chris Wenger
  3. Sir Steve Manning
  4. Dame Jessie El-Farram
  5. Sir Glen Hawley
  6. Sir Johnny Hipwell
  7. Sir Kyle Rempel
  8. Sir Simon Villeneuve
  9. Sir François Duperré
  10. Sir Hugues Michaud
  11. Sir Sébastien Lavoie
  12. Sir Frédéric Lavoie
  13. Sir José Luis LoMonaco
  14. Sir Jon Bell
  15. Sir Mike Beauchamp
  16. Sir Carl Finley
  17. Sir Richard Jodoin
  18. Sir Todd Benson
  19. Sir Marc Cueto
  20. Sir Tomas Peiser
  21. Sir Jared McClintock
  22. Sir Corey Wise
  23. Sir Chris Harris
  24. Sir James Pringle
  25. Sir Rudy Clifford
  26. Sir Thomas Beckerman
  27. Dame Ellisa Podemski
  28. Sir Jeremy Kitson
  29. Dame Garnet Siddall
  30. Sir Evan Siddall
  31. Dame Jessica Gjertsen
  32. Dame Laura June Wilson
  33. Sir Jody Wilson
  34. Sir Myles Gaulin
  35. Dame Shawna Gibbs
  36. Dame Kelly Petch
  37. Sir Tom Unwin
  38. Sir Larry Danks
  39. Sir J.R Enns
  40. Sir Thomas Valentine

DENMARK

  1. Sir Lars Cortsen
  2. Sir Peter Bason
  3. Sir Ulrich Sorensen
  4. Sir Ditlev Friis

ESTONIA

  1. Sir Henri Lindberg

FINLAND

  1. Sir Antti Ruuska
  2. Sir Jarno Lämsä
  3. Sir Markus Forsström
  4. Sir Jere Keskiaho
  5. Sir Corey Kantola

FRANCE

  1. Dame Anne Farawila

GERMANY

  1. Dame Alissa Schubert
  2. Dame Antje Schubert
  3. Sir Torsten Schubert
  4. Sir Veiko Schultz
  5. Sir Stephan Sommer
  6. Sir Stephan Geissler
  7. Sir Ralf Mielke

IRELAND

  1. Sir David Corry
  2. Sir Mark Lyons
  3. Dame Anne Keohane
  4. Sir Tomas Mulqueen
  5. Sir Rob Horgan
  6. Sir Derek Barrett
  7. Sir Patrick Little

ITALY

  1. Sir Alessandro Rossi

JAPAN

  1. Sir Norio Takamoto

LIECHTENSTEIN

  1. Sir Thomas Mathis

NETHERLANDS

  1. Sir Robert Rijnders
  2. Sir Rob de Bruijn
  3. Sir Neils Laurijsen
  4. Sir Rob Joosten
  5. Sir Ben Ritman

NEW ZEALAND

  1. Sir Chris Hooper
  2. Sir Andrew McLeod
  3. Sir Scott Gilbert

NORWAY

  1. Sir Bjørn Egil Djuphagen Svela
  2. Sir Tom Ove Kaland
  3. Sir Tommy Eriksen
  4. Sir Erik Nordlie
  5. Sir Erik Larsen
  6. Sir Jens Peter Elton Gransaether
  7. Sir Roger Nodeland
  8. Dame Sigrun Gea Sørlie Selvik
  9. Dame Joyce Sisilie Nordgård
  10. Dame Kaya Emilie Berge

ROMANIA

  1. Dame Ramona Ionita

SLOVAKIA

  1. Sir Matej Janecek

SPAIN

  1. Sir Richard Garcia

SWITZERLAND

  1. Dame Carla Schubiger
  2. Sir Andreas Ritter

SWEDEN

  1. Dames Katrin Mörtel
  2. Camilla Dahlström
  3. Helena Svensson
  4. Sirs Pär Johansson
  5. Kristoffer Nielssen
  6. Sir Jonas Evaldsson
  7. Sir Anders Kvarnlöf
  8. Sir Peter Gustafsson
  9. Sir Olof Solberg
  10. Sir Marcus Jonsson
  11. Dame Ida Svensson

UNITED ARAB EMIRATES

  1. Sir Jason Kotecha
  2. Sir Lloyd Thomas

UNITED KINGDOM

  1. Sir Conehead (Darren Roberts)
  2. Dame Liz Johns
  3. Sir Jibby
  4. Sir David Triska
  5. Dame Jayne Mitchell
  6. Sir Ben McCarthy
  7. Sir William Wright
  8. Sir John Parkin
  9. Sir Nigel Brockton
  10. Sir Neil Pedoe
  11. Sir Michael Cox
  12. Sir Simon J. Rhodes
  13. Sir Thomas James McGlashan
  14. Sir Bohdan Daywd
  15. Sir Michael Porter
  16. Sir Chris Cashell
  17. Sir Edd Charlton-Weedy
  18. Sir Daniel Carr
  19. Sir Ian Dickens
  20. Sir Gordon Markus
  21. Sir John Wood
  22. Dame Kim Ingleby
  23. Sir Mark Wilson
  24. Sir Andy Sexton
  25. 25. Sir Arran McKee
  26. Sir Ciaran Stuart
  27. Sir Ben Dooley
  28. Sir Jeff Curry
  29. Sir Mark Vaudrey
  30. Sir Steven Bloomer
  31. Sir Michael Sinton
  32. Sir Michael Domokos
  33. Sir Steve Malone
  34. Sir Justin Walters
  35. Sir Jamie Jenkins
  36. Sir Matt Simmons
  37. Dame Jessica Gray
  38. Sir Scott Gibb
  39. Sir Nichiless Dey
  40. Sir Ben Boughton-White
  41. Sir Alan Hammond
  42. Dame Claire Duncan
  43. Sir Matthew Clarke
  44. Sir Vic Johnston
  45. Sir Justin Stevenson
  46. Sir Matt Hurst
  47. Sir Andy Martin
  48. Sir Stephen Gallagher
  49. Sir Rob Cascone
  50. Sir Rob Harlow
  51. Sir Chris Elias
  52. Sir Mark Middleton
  53. Sir Jez Pigden
  54. Sir David Shannon
  55. Sir Lee Sutton
  56. Sir Jonathan Gibbard
  57. Dame Sarah Thomas-West
  58. Sir Grahame McKenzie
  59. Sir Andy Dobinson
  60. Sir Chris Hinds
  61. Sir Gavin Dempster
  62. Sir Adam Marshall
  63. Sir Lee Stockman
  64. Dame Helene Williamson
  65. Sir Chris Oliver
  66. Sir James Tyson
  67. Sir Chris Hitchings
  68. Sir Joe Mellor
  69. Sir Schrödinger’s Mutt
  70. Sir Lee O’Sullivan
  71. Sir Paul Bowman
  72. Sir Philip Huntsman
  73. Sir Stephen Irvine
  74. Sir Kevin Whyte
  75. Sir Gavin Bridge
  76. Sir Kevin Whyte
  77. Sir Martyn Riesner
  78. Sir Simon Hunter
  79. Sir Tim Draycott
  80. Sir Mark Edlington-Booth
  81. Sir Iain Hackett
  82. Sir Gary Goacher
  83. Dame Jan Mackenzie
  84. Sir Steve Drayton
  85. Sir Bruce Darton
  86. Sir Matt Woodeson
  87. Sir Mark Ellam
  88. Sir Mark Gallagher
  89. Dame Sharon Miller
  90. Dame Fay Jordan
  91. Sir Phil Llewellyn
  92. Sir Iain Duncan
  93. Sir Paul Stockell
  94. Sir Donnie Inglis

UNITED STATES

  1. Sir Ken Moselle
  2. Sir Steve Taylor
  3. Dame Mariah P. LeBlanc
  4. Sir Dave Ruff
  5. Dame Sue Fahey
  6. Sir Dan Greenwald
  7. Sir Anthony Lee
  8. Dame Pamela McCormick
  9. Sir Frank Mallott III
  10. Kevin Rozema
  11. Kevin Neumann
  12. Sir John Metz
  13. Sir Brian VanZweden
  14. Sir Mike Clark
  15. Sir Patrick Bulger
  16. Sir Ray Brothers
  17. Sir David Juarez
  18. Dame Adrienne Taren
  19. Sir Nicholas Dickson
  20. Sir Ben Stuart
  21. Sir Craig Anible
  22. Sir Rich Worth
  23. Sir Webb Brightwell
  24. Sir Scott Nuelken
  25. Sir Mark Cassell
  26. Sir Chris Mosier
  27. Sir Buzz Vickery
  28. Sir Joe Martin
  29. Dame Susan Farago
  30. Sir Fred Huang
  31. Sir Leary Walker
  32. Sir John Geissinger
  33. Dame Brandy Peeples
  34. Dame Jen Kirkman
  35. Dame Ashley Fischer
  36. Sir Patrick Matthew Felton
  37. Sir David McQuillen
  38. Sir Chris Beggs
  39. Sir Chris Knights
  40. Sir Brandon Slater
  41. Sir Mike Koetsier
  42. Sir Skip Thomas
  43. Sir Mike Bolio
  44. Sir Ross Schueller
  45. Sir Joshua Nuelken
  46. Sir Joseph McLean
  47. Sir Brett Hogan
  48. Sir David Romaine
  49. Sir Thomas Malone
  50. Sir Chad Zeman
  51. Sir Angus Mackenzie
  52. Dame Ana Perez
  53. Sir Chris Grandjean
  54. Sir Michael Krueger
  55. Sir Tim Gonda
  56. Sir Brian Alger
  57. Sir Stuart Barrington
  58. Sir David Lamb
  59. Sir Tom Peacock
  60. Sir Ted Jones
  61. Dame Jennifer Snow-Ashbrook
  62. Sir Joe Christman
  63. Sir Carl Argote
  64. Sir Samuel Roets
  65. Sir Jonathan Stoddard
  66. Sir Patrick Stoddard
  67. Dame Susan Little
  68. Sir Ebe Boettcher
  69. Sir Neal Henderson
  70. Dame Dotty Johnson
  71. Dame Stephanie Siggard Stevens
  72. Sir Simon Shurey
  73. Dame Kelly Sorah
  74. Sir Kendal Martin
  75. Sir Donnie Sorah
  76. Sir Todd Wilkinson
  77. Sir Eric Perkins
  78. Dame Kate Fenlon
  79. Sir Allan Jacks
  80. Sir John Unverzagt
  81. Sir Scott Brannan
  82. Sir Greg Dayley
  83. Sir Jerry Pringle
  84. Sir Stephen Magee
  85. Sir Michael Fitzsimmons
  86. Sir William Davis III
  87. Sir Michael Parker
  88. Dame Jessie Lukasik
  89. Dame Wendy Wyskiel
  90. Sir Mark Frost
  91. Sir Nathan Koch
  92. Sir Manny Glisson
  93. Sir Jess Patrick
  94. Sir Thomas Niccum
  95. Sir Mike George
  96. Sir Carl Noftsger
  97. Sir Chris Carr
  98. Sir Ted Gauthier
  99. Dame Theresa Guise
  100. Sir Vincent Hammer
  101. Sir Ben Harbron
  102. Sir Joshua Harpe
  103. Sir Corey Johnson
  104. Dame Allison Jones
  105. Sir Jason Luchtefeld
  106. Sir Ryan McKeever
  107. Dame Tracy Owens
  108. Sir Jerry Pierce
  109. Sir Travis Rassat
  110. Sir Ryan Renfroe
  111. Sir Michael Schumacher
  112. Sir Chris Shelton
  113. Dame Frances Stein
  114. Sir David Stonehouse
  115. Sir Julian Valier-Harris
  116. Sir Kenny Cherry
  117. Sir Mark Stripes
  118. Sir Blake Schrader
  119. Dame Catherine Moore
  120. Sir Ian Moore
  121. Dame Clare Herlihy
  122. Sir George Bonanto
  123. Sir Paul Gerhardt
  124. Sir William Billings
  125. Sir Matthew Killian
  126. Dame Meredith Gardner
  127. Sir Walt Hester
  128. Sir Doug McMasters
  129. Sir Robert Tranter
  130. Dame Nancy Gomes
  131. Sir Jeff Mather
  132. Sir Paul Walters
  133. Sir Alex Carleton
  134. Dame Judith McMillan
  135. Sir Scott Christensen
  136. Sir Tom Taylor
  137. Sir Thom Klein
  138. Dame Trienne Haesle
  139. Sir John Haesle
  140. Sir Matthew Haesle
  141. Dame Laura Beck
  142. Sir Philip Allen
  143. Sir Ryan Harden
  144. Sir Cody Moore
  145. Sir Phillip Metcalf
  146. Dame Chrissy Metcalf
  147. Sir Paul Hughes
  148. Sir Jeff Ball
  149. Sir Peter Lewis
  150. Dame Chris Hale
  151. Dame Christie Brinker
  152. Dame Brittany Derebery
  153. Sir James Hopkins
  154. Sir Perry Hock
  155. Sir Rusty Darter
  156. Sir Chris Izenour
  157. Dame Kaat Tahy
  158. Sir Dan Brummel
  159. Sir Tony Charameda
  160. Sir Matthew Radniecki
  161. Sir Erik Mortenson
  162. Sir Tyler Moyer
  163. Sir James White
  164. Sir Michael McConkey
  165. Sir Marc White
  166. Dame Allison Clark MacDonald
  167. Sir Michael Horton
  168. Dame Sarah Gibson
  169. Dame Lulu Marrotte
  170. Sir Henry Batista
  171. Sir Evan Tobey
  172. Dame Lauren McDonald
  173. Dame Sue Chapman
  174. Dame Mary Larson
  175. Sir David Thomes
  176. Sir William Veldran
  177. Dame Kim Cox
  178. Dame Heather Drost
  179. Dame Janet Salisbury
  180. Sir Sean Salisbury
  181. Sir James Yeo
  182. Sir Charles J. Allen
  183. Sir Christopher Siders
  184. Sir Aaron Taraboletti
  185. Sir Charlie Gerschefski
  186. Sir John Dilger
  187. Sir Brian Marquis
  188. Sir Gary Moad
  189. Sir Andrew Payne
  190. Dame Sharon Paisner
  191. Sir Gian-Paolo Musumeci
  192. John Stachlewicz
  193. Dame Rachel Zambrano
  194. Dame Ashley Williams
  195. Sir Adam Brady
  196. Dame Sally Roberts
  197. Sir Vincent Hui
  198. Sir Chris Holley
  199. Sir Joel Shedroff
  200. Sir Chris Myers

JUST FINISH YOUR KNIGHTHOOD? SUMBIT YOUR DETAILS HERE!

  • We need this so we can send you your Knight decals.
  • Let us know where we can see the record of your attempt. It can be a file, a collection of photos, whatever, but we need to see a record of the attempt.
  • We *really* like photos of Chamois Dancing.
  • Let us know some details about your Knighthood. Give us a bit of a story to keep us entertained.