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Riding Gear

Arm Warmers

Some wear their heart on their sleeve. Sufferlandrians wear their mantra: I Will Beat My Ass Today To Kick Yours Tomorrow. IWBMATTKYT.

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Bibshorts

As they slip slowly off your wheel, the Bleeding Eyes of Sufferlandria look back at them. Our bibshorts make it clear why you're winning.

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Cool Weather Jacket

The most versitile cycling jacket around - with base layer to down near freezing and without to about 16c.

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Darkside Kit

Stand out from the crowd. This is our National Team Kit in a special ‘Darkside’ design available to only to one person in any town.

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IWBMATTKYT Cycling Cap

When you head out on a training ride, you know why you're going. Our Sufferfest IWBMATTKYT cycling cap lets everyone else know too.

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National Champion’s Jersey

You ever win anything?

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National Team Jersey

Now this is class. The official jersey of the Sufferlandrian National Team. It's waiting for you. Packed full of Badassness.

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Skinsuit

It's like bringing a machine gun to a knife fight. The Sufferlandrian National Team Skinsuit, made by Champion Systems, is one fast piece of equipment.

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Socks

Let there be no mistaking it. They are Suffering on your wheel because you are a Sufferlandrian.

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Trisuit

Among those who like to swim, bike and run, nothing strikes fear into the heart of competitors quite like the sight of a Sufferlandrian emerging from the water.

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Wind Vest

Don't let the wind get in your way. The official Wind Vest of the Sufferlandrian National Team. Made by Champion Systems.

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Rain Jacket

The the rain comes down. The rain jackets come on. The Sufferlandrian Team Car drives up. Hands you your rain jacket.

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Knights of Sufferlandria

Exclusive kit available ONLY to Knights of Sufferlandria

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Suffer Bra

The most Badass high-support sports bra in the world.

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Accessories

Patriot Pack

Show your national colours with our flag and decals. Includes the famous SUF decal.

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Holy Water Towel

Sufferlandrian Holy Water is precious. Don't soak it up with any old towel.

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Personalised Sufferlandrian Decals

Show the world that bike belongs to a Sufferlandrian.

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Casual Wear

T-Shirts

So you’ve been visiting Sufferlandria. Everybody knows that from the size of your legs. But what about when people can’t see your legs? What then? You want to be mistaken for a non-Sufferlandrian?

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Bleeding Eyes Hoodie

Official Casual Wear of the Sufferlandrian National Team

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