SUFFERLANDRIAN NATIONAL TEAM GEAR
You’re not like the others. You are capable of beating yourself into the earth so deeply that you might as well carry on through the other side. You’re a Sufferlandrian. Our National Team Kit is made from thread taken from Sufferlandrian Silkworms high on top of Mt. IWBMATTKYT. It’s then spun by Sufferlandrian Maidens under the watchful eyes of skilled quality control minions. Once assembled, it’s blessed with a Chamois Dance by Grunter Von Agony, Sufferlandrian National Team Director Sportif. We are EXTREMELY proud of the exceptionally quality of this gear. All kit is shipped to you stuffed full of an endless supply of Badassness.
- Return policy: Return within 30 days, unworn and with tags and bag intact for a full refund.
- If size is wrong when you get it, just send back to us and we'll send you whatever fits you.