“You must be really busy. We haven’t seen you upload any Sufferfest workouts to Strava. And you haven’t responded to our letters asking when the United Nations will formally recognise Sufferlandria as a Nation State.” We write an open letter to the United Nations and provide visual proof that our people exist.Read more
So you’ve committed to the Tour of Sufferlandria. Nine days, nine brutal stages through the agony and misery of Sufferlandria. Sure, you’ve done Sufferfest workouts before. You may have even strung a few together over the week. But are you prepared for the brutality of stage racing in your torture chamber? And not just prepared to cruise your way through to the lava snow of Mt Sufferlandria, but for your legs to do some serious damage to your poor bike and trainer, not the other way around? It’s going to take a lot of watts, a lot of Sufferlandrian Holy Water to expire from your body, and a lot of Suffering. And decent nutrition.
Now it’s so easy to Suffer in so many ways. Our new apps give you streaming access to more than 20 Sufferfest cycling, running and tri videos (with more added in the months ahead) for just $10/month. Just install the app, subscribe and press play on any video, any time, anywhere with an internet connection.Read more
The Sufferfest is hiring!
We’re looking for a Minion for Sufferlandrian Service to work in our (very) small team as we build our endurance sports brand and spread Suffering around the world.Read more
A painful truth about women’s pro cycling is that articles about women get a mere fraction of the page views that men’s cycling gets. And because page views drive advertising, media websites (cycling included), are reluctant to dedicate resources to women’s racingRead more
With our goal of making EVERYBODY SUFFER, we are proud to announce that we are the FIRST major sponsor of the UCI Women’s World Cup.Read more
There are Darksiders everywhere. Here is the full list of towns where Darksiders reside. If you see your town here, there are two things you have to know.
First: be afraid.
Second: know that we can’t sell the Darkside in this town as it’s already taken.
Although it’s designed as a run/bike brick workout for triathletes, our Chrysalis video is also great as a BIKE ONLY session.Read more
Of course, you were only riding the Tour of Sufferlandria for the HONOUR, GLORY and VICTORY — but the chance at some awesome prizes doesn’t hurt either!Read more